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» Me behave? Seriously? As a child i saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinnochio told lies, Alladin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow white lived in a house with over 7 men, Pop eye smoked and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating magic pills that enhanced his performance. Shaggy and Scooby were lazy dopes that never stopped eating. The fault is not mine. if you had this childhood and loved hit click like :)

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» USA lost many lives on 9-11-01 and now Japan has lost more lives on 3-10-11. Add the 2 dates together and you get 12-21-12. ^^^^^^^^^^^No you don't. You get 12-21-4012.

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